Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
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The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
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congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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