Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
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Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
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For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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