Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
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