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NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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