i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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