she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
organizing the empties. That sober.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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