with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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