you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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