Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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