if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
There are leaves in my underwear?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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