Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
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Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
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Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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