I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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