...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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