Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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