Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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