Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
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Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
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Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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