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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
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it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
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I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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