If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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