Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
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he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
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The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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