Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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