i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
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Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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