You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
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you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
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I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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