how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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