Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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