i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
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$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
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i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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