There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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