there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
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Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
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you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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