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The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
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Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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