My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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