Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
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She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
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i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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