Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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