I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
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I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
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Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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