How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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