YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
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he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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