some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
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Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
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Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Do plants get herpes?
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