high people should be assigned attendants
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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