We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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