pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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