I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
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I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
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So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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