i was born a porn star she said
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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