Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
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She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
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she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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