Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
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Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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I said "one day" and that day is not today
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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