i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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