Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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