Walk of Shame. In a state park.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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