nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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