Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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