i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
tell your sister to shave her snatch
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I party with great urgency now.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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