Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
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