everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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