GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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