I want to have your abortion
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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