I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Randomize
