Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
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I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
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I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Is that strawberry winking at me??
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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