i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
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