youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
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can u get pink eye on your cock?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
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I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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