Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
be right there i have to get my cape
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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