fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
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traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
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it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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