I want to walk on stilts...naked
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
he was CRYING into my vagina
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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