well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
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My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
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COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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