He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
did i just pee glitter
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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