Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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